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The Water Cooler: April 14, 2010

By Bontã HillThe Guardsman Fresh off of spring break, it’s good to be active again in terms of leaving the house and having something productive to do. Yup, all I did for vacation was play video games, log major hours on Facebook and watch Butler University’s improbable run

The Water Cooler: March 24, 2010

By Bontã HillThe Guardsman I’d like to meet the person who came up with the idea of scheduling mid-term exams during the greatest tournament in the world, the NCAA Basketball Tournament. They should be crucified. Okay, that’s a bit much, but punishment should be considered. As students, we’

Koi and croissants at indoor waterfall grotto

In the quest to get your kicks, sometimes you’ve got to wander off the beaten path, or a least find a new one to wander on. I know of such a path that leads to a tranquil oasis, splashed by waterfalls that feed crystal pools filled with colorful fish, shaded by tall trees and gently swept by a cool

The Water Cooler: March 10, 2010

By Bontã HillThe Guardsman The wonderful month of March is here and flowers seem to be blooming faster than Greg Zeman’s rough beard. Two things make this month special — March Madness and the return of Major League Baseball. I might be more excited for fantasy baseball as opposed to

The Water Cooler: Feb. 24, 2010

I have tried to stay away from the Tiger Woods mess, but after seeing how this has put the sports world on pause, it’s time for my thoughts on the ordeal.

32-story, glass elevator at Westin St. Francis provides elevated perception

By Greg ZemanThe Guardsman “Colts, 34-20” Since recently making, and subsequently losing, an ill-advised Super Bowl bet, I’ve developed an interest in free entertainment. And since my bookie recently shattered both of my kneecaps, riding an elevator is pretty much the most physical activity I can handle. Thanks a

Suite 415: Five out of five for drag brunch at Harry Denton's Starlight Room

By Greg Zeman The Guardsman There are plenty of hotels in the Bay Area and I’ve been known to eat, drink and sleep it off in the best and worst of them. I’ve found some hidden gems in a few as well as some rocks to avoid. All